When are we going to decide on a good word for "bathroom"?
Bathroom - nope, doesn't always have a bath in it
Toilet - saying "toilet" feels like biting into a lemon
Loo - is baby talk
Mens' room / ladies' room - get your binary ass out of here
Restroom - honestly, this chair is not comfortable
Water closet - this is probably the most accurate but how do I say it without adopting an accent?