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"I statements" are actually "feel statements", pass it on.

That Elton John commercial for something called John Lewis is really good.

Also who the fuck is John Lewis nevermind it doesn’t matter.

@Gabriel I got name dropped on this week's Dr. Gameshow!

I’m a white man with dirty blond hair. My hair grows thick and fast so I like to keep it short. In this year of 2018 I’m concerned that my haircut makes me look like a neo-Nazi. Luckily I have a Kangol hat so people will see just a regular dork.

Uptown girl
She's been living in a
Tilt-a-whirl
For ninety years now she's been
On that ride
All the other passengers
Have died
She's still inside

Whoa-o-o-Oh-o-o-o
Oh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Whoa o-o-Oh-o-Oh-o
Oh-o-o-o-oh-oh-ohhh

Vam-pir-ic hunger grows
For more centri-
fugic souls for my

Uptown girl
She's my uptown gi-i-irl
(Supplying victims to my)
Uptown girl
(Ancient carnivalan)
Uptown girl
(Torquing blood out for my)

‪I saw no fewer than 18 police cars speeding in the other direction during my commute home. I can’t think of anything that demands that many police other than Batman. So I guess there’s a Batman now. ‬

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I’m watching a tv show, right, and this adult character in 2018 is flashing back to college years, and in the morning their cell phone rings, and I’m like, “What? There weren’t cell phones in college–ohhhhhhhhh”

I did an okay job! My players did well also!

I'm about to DM a role-playing game for the first time since the '90s. Wish me critical hits!

I ate some diet chocolate yesterday. I shouldn't have. And I knew before I ate it that I shouldn't. But it's chocolate.

"You know humans will only tolerate us if we follow their rules," the vampire leader said.
"But it's fun, and edu-"
"Read the box."
"Um. Lego."
"And?"
"4-99 years."
"You were made three hundred years ago. So stop it."
"This set only says 8+."
"Oh? That's fine."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

‪It’s dark and cool and breezy. This is what I wish for all summer long. ‬

I honestly think Donald scheduled that press conference because he was mad that Democrats were feeling joy and he wanted to be a bigger public asshole and make us mad.

I can't tell you how tempting the idea of cookies is today.

Is March of the Pigs the only song with a refractory period?

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😸 a fwiendly instwance 😸