Jay Frosting 🍰 @jay@nyan.lol

I did what I set out to do. Can I stay this way? We will see.

My waist went from 37" to 36.5" and all I had to do was lose 40 pounds.

Shoot. Poke bowl is so many ingredients.

Things you should never call yourself:

"a creative"
"a role model"
"up and coming"

I just took some “before” pictures for the first time ever.

Ah fuck. I forgot to ask for diet tonic.

@zicklepop I like you.

Fast food places should offer, like, a cup of broccoli.

In a car on the way to lunch, two co-workers were pretending to argue like kids on a road trip, but they were so convincing that I started having a sense memory of being suffocated by my mom's cigarette smoke.

Looks like it's gin for dinner again!

Thanksgiving and Christmas were very delicious.

Donald: I shut down the government because I demand billions of dollars to build a wall.

Donald: Our new trade agreement means that Mexico is paying for the wall.

Donald is saying both of these things at the same time.

When are we going to decide on a good word for "bathroom"?

Bathroom - nope, doesn't always have a bath in it

Toilet - saying "toilet" feels like biting into a lemon

Loo - is baby talk

Mens' room / ladies' room - get your binary ass out of here

Restroom - honestly, this chair is not comfortable

Water closet - this is probably the most accurate but how do I say it without adopting an accent?

I also want specific hardware to manage audio levels in Avid, because the on-screen controls are so fucking clunky. I don't even know if such hardware exists.

This is a safe space, right?

"Dr. Strangelove" is the only Kubrick movie that I like. I haven't seen all of them, but I have seen The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, 2001, Eyes Wide Shut, Full Metal Jacket, and Lolita.

@zicklepop Yes. I'd love to work from home sometimes but it don't seem likely soon.

Bad news, everyone. I'm starting to feel like I need three monitors to do my job.

@mathowie Ah. Meetings. Now I see the real problem. ;)