Jay Frosting 🍰 @jay@nyan.lol

@metagrrrl thank you very much

Oops, I gained 5 pounds. But my dog was dying so I’m not gonna get mad at myself.

‪It’s been 25 years since The Shadow with Alec Baldwin was released, and “Psychically, I’m very well endowed” remains not a joke, and the audience was still wrong to laugh at it. ‬

Normally we are held hostage by our dog Sophie, who wants to kill our dog Roxy. Lately our dog GIR is having trouble walking, so now we get held hostage by two different dogs simultaneously.

@metagrrrl you have good ideas

Fuck yeah I have a 36 inch waist now.

Holy crap my wife got me socks with my dog’s face on them.

Today’s Star Trek Discovery was so very Doctor Who. 👾

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/reminiscence-therapy/1385167706?i=1385168006

This track from the Solo soundtrack is cheating.

This is what they call a “calorie cheat day.” Oops. Shouldn’t hurt too badly.

I WANT PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY ON ENGLISH MUFFINS

I did what I set out to do. Can I stay this way? We will see.

My waist went from 37" to 36.5" and all I had to do was lose 40 pounds.

Shoot. Poke bowl is so many ingredients.

Things you should never call yourself:

"a creative"
"a role model"
"up and coming"

I just took some “before” pictures for the first time ever.

Ah fuck. I forgot to ask for diet tonic.

@zicklepop I like you.