Normally we are held hostage by our dog Sophie, who wants to kill our dog Roxy. Lately our dog GIR is having trouble walking, so now we get held hostage by two different dogs simultaneously.

Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.

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When the first astronaut to Mars was about to board her ship, her husband gave her a book.
"I have lots of ebooks to read," she said.
"Open it," he said.
"Wait, it's a library book?"
"Take it with you. So I know you will come back to Earth."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Holy crap my wife got me socks with my dog鈥檚 face on them.

Today鈥檚 Star Trek Discovery was so very Doctor Who. 馃懢

Dieting Show more

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Things you should never call yourself:

"a creative"
"a role model"
"up and coming"

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