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I just remembered the guy at the pizza place who would say "excellent choice" to every customer after they told him what they wanted, including directions to the restroom.

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My therapist sent me a PDF. It's written with Arial.

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I really admire the quiet confidence of Black Widow. I want that.

Catholicism has made two good things: Bach and Daredevil.

"So, tell me, is there a *Die* Kommissar?"

I'm gonna get a hoodie for the office and put in on a long bungie cord so I can't accidentally bring it home and leave it there.

I've been working on a TV show called Log Cabin Fever. Season 2 premieres tonight at 9pm Eastern on Great American Country. I think you'll enjoy it!

It's interesting to wonder about which of your all time favourite things don't actually exist yet!

The show I'm editing is premiering tomorrow! It's called Log Cabin Fever. Season 2 starts at 9pm Eastern on Great American Country.

Ska is the cargo shorts of music. People hate it for no good reason.

I’d been trying to learn to meditate and having a tough time. But then we got a vacuum robot and watching it is quite mind clearing.

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I'm in that limbo space with the simultaneous facts of "Your order has shipped" and UPS saying "What? We don't know that tracking number AT ALL, dude."

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😸 a fwiendly instwance 😸