that feeling when you know how to use a sword

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When are we going to decide on a good word for "bathroom"?

Bathroom - nope, doesn't always have a bath in it

Toilet - saying "toilet" feels like biting into a lemon

Loo - is baby talk

Mens' room / ladies' room - get your binary ass out of here

Restroom - honestly, this chair is not comfortable

Water closet - this is probably the most accurate but how do I say it without adopting an accent?

I also want specific hardware to manage audio levels in Avid, because the on-screen controls are so fucking clunky. I don't even know if such hardware exists.

This is a safe space, right?

"Dr. Strangelove" is the only Kubrick movie that I like. I haven't seen all of them, but I have seen The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, 2001, Eyes Wide Shut, Full Metal Jacket, and Lolita.

So I cast off my 2018 temperature blanket on Jan 1st and I am so pleased with how it turned out. I knit one garter stitch row every day for 365 days based on the daily high temp for my city. It was a very rewarding project. #knitting

Bad news, everyone. I'm starting to feel like I need three monitors to do my job.

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Everybody on Top Chef: “This is kind of my take on a classic flobbadobaño.”

Me: *will never google that*

First part of the Hippocratic oath:

I swear … to make [my teacher] partner in my livelihood; when he is in need of money to share mine with him; to teach [his family] them this art, if they want to learn it, without fee or indenture;

WTF. Hippocrates set up a pyramid scheme.

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There are really only two genres of music: rock and pop. Pop music makes you want to dance. Rock music makes you want to burn shit and was perfected by Beethoven.

My brother referred to phones as "fondle slabs" and I'm gonna run with that.

“Smart watch” yeah right. Doesn’t even know it was a lazyday.

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😸 a fwiendly instwance 😸